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It would've made a great game if it was real, although on some level it actually was, back in the days of Sid Meier and Chris Sawyer, when they captured the imagination of a generation of young gamers...Pete discovers how an empire was built, rose to glory, tripped, stumbled, fell and plummetted into the abyss that is bad gaming. |
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ET's not only phoned home, he's brought the lads round for a booze up and some ass-kicking. Pete investigates... cautiously... |
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Helicopters and fighters screaming by, tanks and APCs rumbling past, ships and subs slipping through the seas...Advance Wars DS makes FullAuto wonder if war is worth it. |
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FullAuto worsens the jaundice of his eye as he looks at the state of the gaming industry. |
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Derek Smart's successor to Battlecruiser 3000, a game famed far and wide for being a buggy piece of garbage in its first rushed release, doesn't actually crash. That's really the only good point, as Skonar had the misfortune of finding out. |
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Eerie incantations, blood sacrifices, weird supernatural beast sex and folk gibbering with madness - FullAuto leaves his family behind to play on Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. |
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FullAuto crawls about on his stomach over rubble and corpses alike to find his target in Sniper Elite. |
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FullAuto relives a traumatic experience and some traumatic dialogue. |
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Classic games and... err... the third one. A whistle-stop tour of where the first ones were great and where the third one didn't fair so well! |
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In his first article at The Last Outpost, FullAuto gives an honest review of Timesplitters: Future Perfect. It's got everything in it. It's even got real honest-to-god bells on so check it out! |