Let me know if any of this sounds familiar:

Conquering Saustralasia, in the Pigsific Ocean. Commander IP Grimly. Rik Mayall doing funny voices. "Get orf moi laawnd!"

No?

Then you never played Hogs of War, you swine! Imagine a 3D Worms, but with pigs, and you're there.

Good thing there's a sequel coming to DS, Wii, PS2 and PC.

http://www.pock...news.asp?c=6514

ZOMG!

I remember playing the original once waaaaaaay back when it first came out. Very amusink!

Now the missus has a DS I shall have to look into getting this, though she doesn't approve of violent games (no, not even pigs in pointy helmets for some reason).

I said 'elmet. Hehehehehehe.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

If she likes puzzle games, mate, point her in the direction of Professor Layton and the Curious Village.

http://www.play...on-70-28u2.html

£20 quid. And it's top.

As for Hogs of War, I love it. Recently picked up a second-hand copy for PC except it doesn't bloody work. Gah!