In his first article at The Last Outpost, FullAuto gives an honest review of Timesplitters: Future Perfect. It's got everything in it. It's even got real honest-to-god bells on so check it out!

Discuss the full article - Time to Split by FullAuto below...

I've still got this, and it gleefully informs me it's only 93.6% complete. I'll knock out my stats for youse lot:

Played for: 3 days, 22 hours, 16 mins, 29 secs.
Insomnia: 22 hours, 8 mins, 8 secs.
Distance travelled: 727 miles
Average speed: 7.1mph
Total games: 845
Total kills: 31,562
Total losses: 800
Total bullets fired: 782,422
Accuracy: 47%
Heads knocked off: 6,901
Glass smashed: 3,202
Melons burst: 237
Animal cruelty: 2,700
Most kills without dying: 215
Longest killing spree: 168
Timesplitters dispatched: 351

I hardly ever touch the story mode any more unless I get the chance to play co-op with someone, but the deathmatch and challenges still hold my interest pretty tightly.

I'm surprised you blokes brought that article over, actually.