Yeah, now that would sting a bit - I know a nice little shop near you.

Now that is funny.

Really? It seems to me that it's been a few years since they had a decent Bond girl - or am I just getting old?

I had to put childbirth as being male I guess the pain from that would top a swift kick to the nads.

Fifty quid? On my mother? I think an old copy of the Motorcycle News is about right.

I think you're right though Ivory, not only that you can borrow a few quid whilst you drink her tea. If she remembers who you are.

The Prime Minister of Britain has just stated. "No one in this country believes that the NHS is worse now than nine years ago."

I've got news for you - lying bastard. I do.
I think the NHS is worse now than it ever has been. I can't remember having to worry what I'll do if I need dental treatment. I can't remember old people starving in hospitals in previous years. Neither can I remember people going to hospital for general treatment only yo die soon after from a disease caught due to the uncleanliness of the wards.

In reality spies tend to be the most ordinary of people. Wouldn't it be good to see Peter Kay or Mel Smith as Bond.

It's a good job Ford never bought out Reliant!!!!!

Well chocolate adiction brings out the worst in me. I'm fine now, as long as I get my chocolate I'm fine.

Or mixed with custard and baked for 40 mins.

Well done you two, all that talk of fruit and not a banana in sight.

Chocy chocy chocyloticocoa. Eat it up YUM.

Accounting Troll: A highly sensible and enlightened attitude towards Mother's Day. If we don't make a stand now, where will it end? Will we be expected to shell out on cards wishing people a happy holocaust day? Far better to be honest with the world and take pride in the fact that you are a miser than to boost the profits of Hallmark and Thorntons!

So I won't be getting a 'Happy Third Tuesday of the Month' card then?

Chocolate and mini eggs. Easter should be all year.

Steady Ivory - light relief can be amunition to the Euphemism Twins.

Daniel Craig - I may have spelt it wrong. Yeah, fabulous actor, I've seen a black and white somewhere of him as bond and he kind of has the 'old bond' look. I'm just not sure the girlies will go for him though, particularly in his Mondeo Diesel Estate with ladder rack and tow bar.

Not so much Oh Oh Seven - more Oh oh dear!