Quite obvious, darlings. Which, in your opinion, is the most painful? Which one makes you cry? Which one makes you curl up and whimper like a wounded kitten?
We agree on that
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I had to put childbirth as being male I guess the pain from that would top a swift kick to the nads.
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You did know my name is Barbara and I drive a taxi !!!
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Ah, nice and local, then.
Yeah, now that would sting a bit - I know a nice little shop near you.
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My friend Tubs sells some nice things for local people, most of them sell for less than twelvelty two pounds.
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I find having to pay for a round of drinks to be pretty painful, if that counts
I voted for the stubbed toe. A kick in the bollocks does indeed bring a tear to the eye, but stubbeed toes also really damn hurt and if you're like me happen more often, so on average there's more pain.
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
Accounting Troll: I find having to pay for a round of drinks to be pretty painful, if that counts
I think that probably ought to go on the 'Worst things that ever happened to me' poll.
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What's this 'childbirth' vote rubbish? Are you taking the piss?
Women have no empathy when we get hit in the nuts, so I'm not showing any now. Bloody childbirth. I've taken bigger shits than the newborns I've seen.
Nooo, you got the wrong end of the stick. My point is as a bloke - without the equipment if you see what I mean - I reckon it would smart a bit if I gave birth. Quite a suprise too being a virgin.
Mmmm, Imaculate Conception. Now there's a thing.
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Mary was just lucky she never had to explain her story to the Child Support Agency
Anyway, a childbirth is pretty bad if the child hasn't turned in the womb. It was routinly fatal for both mother and child not so long ago.
I always thought that Joseph character was a bit gullible - "Er, my love I seem to be pregnant, yes, yes I know I'm a virgin, er ..... God did it'"
It's a crap excuse and yet he fell for it and gave credence to the religion based on an oxymoron.
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silvertongedevil: I always thought that Joseph character was a bit gullible - "Er, my love I seem to be pregnant, yes, yes I know I'm a virgin, er ..... God did it'"
It's a crap excuse and yet he fell for it and gave credence to the religion based on an oxymoron.
Excuse me sir, would you mind making a statement explaining if you read The Davinci Code before or after you made this statement? knee bend, knee bend.
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