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Product Placement Gone Too Far?

silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 6, 2006 at 12:21 PM

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I have just heard that James Bond has taken delivery of his new car for the forth-coming Bond Movie 'Casino Royale'. Aston Martin? Ferrari? Lotus? No - Ford Mondeo!!!
That's right, a sodding Ford Mondeo. For the second time in my life I can trully say that I own the same car as James Bond but in this case I'm not sure it has the kudos.

Seems that Ford owning all the car factories in the world has more drawbacks than first thought.

I now eagerly await their next re-make Bond films, these are to be:-
Ford Your Eyes Only.
Sigh Another Mondeo.
Dr NO GO.
Spies Like Rust.
Octogenarian.
Goldminger.

Feel free to add your own.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 6, 2006 at 12:54 PM

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Have you seen the new bloke who's playing Bond? Forget his name, was in Layer Cake. He can act. Which is nice.

From Skoda With Love.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 6, 2006 at 05:35 PM

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mmmmmmmm he can act....but can he do a decent bond, we shall see

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 6, 2006 at 05:37 PM

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Daniel Craig - I may have spelt it wrong. Yeah, fabulous actor, I've seen a black and white somewhere of him as bond and he kind of has the 'old bond' look. I'm just not sure the girlies will go for him though, particularly in his Mondeo Diesel Estate with ladder rack and tow bar.

Not so much Oh Oh Seven - more Oh oh dear!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 6, 2006 at 07:56 PM

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if he kicks ass, and spews out as many crappy pick up lines as the old bond used to!.....it wont matter what car he drives *sigh*

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Azrael Strife ( 66 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 7, 2006 at 12:09 AM

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Hopefully he won't suck as much as Pierce Brosnan did.

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Lady_Castlemaine ( 170 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 7, 2006 at 01:07 PM

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Azrael Strife: Hopefully he won't suck as much as Pierce Brosnan did.

Nathen, don't go knocking Pierce, we dont want any fights around here, I think Pierce is absolutely lovely and if he wants to suck then who am I to disagree!!! ( PS.your terminology - not mine - or FA's !!!!).

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 7, 2006 at 05:52 PM

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is it possible to suck any worse than Pierce? lol
talking abotu products... (loosly) i HATE that sex sells everything, even tooth paste for fuck sake!- how is that possible, cant advertisers think of a decent ORIGINAL advert anymore!?

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 7, 2006 at 07:49 PM

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For me, the very worst adverts are those adult chatlines that advertise after the watershed. I mean, what kind of pathetic individual seriously thinks that the scantily clad women they feature in those adverts have any trouble picking up men?

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Pete ( 701 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 7, 2006 at 08:36 PM

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It goes Connery, then Pierce, THEN Moore. Sorry, but I couldn't take Moore as seriously (yes I get he's supposed to be charmingly cheesy, but don't beat me around the head with it!!!)

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

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FullAuto ( 1,042 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 8, 2006 at 02:32 AM

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Roger Moore is a fucking terrible Bond. He gets more senile with every scene. Timothy Dalton wasn't too bad. Even Lazenby was ok, but he only got one film.

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Lady_Castlemaine ( 170 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 8, 2006 at 11:47 AM

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I think you're all taking the Bond thing too seriously!!! (stands back and awaits the blows) - they have pretty much all given the Bond character his own little foibles, I can't say I'm much of a fan of the films but I do particularly like the stunts and special effects. I think I'll wait and see what the latest offering has to show, but as I don't have a telly I'll probably have to see it at the cinema (wed is good "2for1 with Orange" - oops sorry more product placement!!!). LC x

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

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silvertongedevil ( 333 ) · Group: Contributors · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 8, 2006 at 06:32 PM

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In reality spies tend to be the most ordinary of people. Wouldn't it be good to see Peter Kay or Mel Smith as Bond.

It's a good job Ford never bought out Reliant!!!!!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Ivory ( 241 ) · Group: Administrators · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 8, 2006 at 06:36 PM

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i will not be watching this film...not becasue if "new" or i dont liek the bond, but just because the films dont do anythign for me...sorry boys *shrug* i can think of much better ways to spend the afternoons.

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Accounting Troll ( 145 ) · Group: Members · Rank: spacer · Posted On: March 8, 2006 at 07:30 PM

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So would the boys if it wasn't for one key factor - Bond girls!!!

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