It's gotta' be South Park for me though I thought 2D TV was quite good.

I don't have a TV so I only see these things when I'm at someone elses house.

Work, work, work, work, work, getting excited about my hols, Hols, being depressed about the hols being over, work, work, work, work, work ...........

Risking the wrath of anti-motorcyle Ivory, I'de like to say I wish there was a world cup game every day, the roads are nice and clear to ride the bike.

I came across this in a pub recently, it's from memory so it may be a little different.

IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORT

The law has recently been changed on certain road traffic violations concerning the offences below.
No longer will these offences simply carry three points and a fine, drivers convicted of these offences will be required to display a fixed notice on their vehicle.
The offences include:
Speeding through built up areas,
Pulling out from junctions without warning,
Poor parking,
Using a mobile phone whilst driving,
None use of indicators at junctions and round-abouts,
Driving without due care and attention,
Driving in a manner likely to cause an accident.

It has become obvious to the department that these drivers are lacking in driver skills and need to be seen by other drivers as a hazard and therefore all drivers in this category will be required to carry the new fixed notice on their vehicles. The notice is a white flag with a red cross on it. Other drivers should take note when they see this banner as the driver of such a vehicle may be a danger to others.

Are you sure you're not talking about the Americans AT?

Protopterus - anything that has survived from the Jurassic period by ignoring evolution gets a deep bow from ne and though being a fish, like AT's climing perch can go for a very long walk on dry land.

I think it's been said before but it is true that under this kind of government many people look to radical measures to be rid of them. There has been a pole (which is why I placed the post) that a high percentage (my booze addled brain can't remember the figure) are ready to vote BNP through lack of a more common-sense option.

I'm completely sick of the whole shower of shit - Next time I WILL be voting - for the BNP if they run a candidate!

I don't know if this fits your remit but it is a scandal and a prediction.

PREDICTION:
Even though this government has made a total cock-up of everything they touch, I predict that the stupid bastards that voted them back in will do so again just because they will never vote for conservatives.

There may be some left over so I'll have a small bit to recover my bike shed.

NOT PASSED

I don't think it would be fair on the researchers!

I was thinking about this very subject - what sort of woman would sleep with Prescott you ask? Here's another more probing question, what sort of woman talks about it or even admits to it? It's tantamount to having AIDS.
I would think the days of her having sex with normal people have ended.

PROPOSAL
Prescott should be rendered down and the grease used to lubricate the wheel bearings of dusbin lorries. His skin should be dried out and used to make houses for third world countries.

Well, I would never refer to a Lady as 'Quick'.

ZZR 1100 and a Ducati though I haven't seen the Kwak for a few weeks. You say summer's here.

*scratches head and looks to the sky"

There are aliens all over the UK, take Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow for instance. Those two crazies have had another child and this one they've named "Egg Sandwich" to go with the first one which they called "Helicopter rotor blade" or something equally stupid.

Do celebrities become crazy or do crazies become celebrities?

I'm sure the States think life is a movie, I can just see the next strap line.
"They thought no one would attempt it - They thought no one was so stupid - They were wrong. This is the true story of one man, George W Bushenski who stood alone against an overwhelming menace .... and launched a nuclear attack against them. Coming to a country near you."

Mmm, as that would get rid of the need to vote because clever people would always vote for what's right it's
PASSED

PROPOSAL:
We should just have to work at the weekends and have all week off.