http://www.realultimatepower.net

Everyone needs to see this. Just in case they are in need of some power. And black pyjamas.

Genius - I never knew ninjas were so cool.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

I don't get it. The site looks as if it was put together by someone who thinks that the way ninjas are portrayed in Hollywood is accurate.

I don't think much of their warrior code either - Bushido is even more hypocritical and self-serving than Chivalry, a pretty impressive acheivement when you think about the atrocities medieval crusaders (in Spain and Eastern Europe, as well as the Middle East) committed in the name of a religion that was supposed to be about peaceful coexistance and turning the other cheek.

Ninjas don't adhere to Bushido. That's the Samurai.

B-but they're cool! Don't take that image away form me

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

Yes. Yes, they are.