Here's a bit of nonsense for you - you've probably seen the panto in the dim and distant past, so what was his surname? (answers on a post card please)and yes I do know the answer so will let you know.

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Troublewiththelaw?

Get it?

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Oh no it isn't!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Twanky. As in, the Widow Twanky. Which would be a bloody silly surname even if the character was British. And he isn't.

FullAuto: Twanky. As in, the Widow Twanky. Which would be a bloody silly surname even if the character was British. And he isn't.

So who's been looking it up on the net then??? (oh yes he has!!! Ha HA) Well done little boy and your prize is ....

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Hey, some of us have perfect recall of the stupid names we saw in panto as children.

FullAuto: Hey, some of us have perfect recall of the stupid names we saw in panto as children.

You'll tell me anything - you were seen queing for tickets to this years' Panto (either that or you were autograph hunting! Didn't know you were a Little & Large fan ????)

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Hey, I love women whatever size they are. My penis knows no prejudice.

FullAuto: Hey, I love women whatever size they are. My penis knows no prejudice.

Hey I like a man who's open minded !!! What you doin Saturday?

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Putting fear into the hearts of evildoers, as per usual.

FullAuto: Putting fear into the hearts of evildoers, as per usual.

If you're gonna put somethin somewhere I guess that's as good as anything!! Good Luck Panto Man !!! (you're my hero - honest! I swoon at the very thought)

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

Well, shit. That's my secret identity revealed.

FullAuto: Well, shit. That's my secret identity revealed.

And I'm usually so discreet, what went wrong? It must be all the swooning, a girl can only take so much of that you know!!

"To play it safe is not to play at all."

That's fine. God knows, I should have allowed for the intrinsic weaknesses of the fairer sex.

FullAuto: That's fine. God knows, I should have allowed for the intrinsic weaknesses of the fairer sex.

Not only a hero but thoughtful as well ... oooh I feel another swoon coming on~!!! (I do seem to swoon easily these days)

"To play it safe is not to play at all."