Strangely mirroring 28 weeks Later, Dog Soldiers 2 also introduces Yanks into the previously British equation. Basically, it sounds like a rehash of the first film (cracking flick, by the way) only with Americans.


Wank.

Who's going to be the brave individual who reviews Basic Instint 2? Since Sharon Stone is now 48, methinks that the nudity isn't going to be the sort that people want to see. How many teenage boys are going to bother sneaking into the cinema when she tries to sensually remove her truss?

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

I Am Legend. Classic vampire novel by Richard Matheson, probably an easy place in the top 5 vampire novels ever.
Loose adaptations became the films known as The Omega Man and The Last Man On Earth.

Fair enough.

Now, cue a new film version. Starring Will Smith. Will. Fucking. Smith.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480249

Now, feel free to educate me here, but I seem to remember Robert Neville, protagonist of the novel, as being a white man. So can I ask, what the holy FUCK, exactly, is the point of changing the race of the protagonist? What effect does it have, on the film? That it shows a black man, struggling against the oppression of white vampires?

I mean, Jesus Christ on a fucking crutch, at least get a black man that can act! How hard is it to call Denzel fucking Washington?

And to add insult to injury, it's being directed by Francis "Fuck me, I directed Constantine and some music videos" Lawrence.

If you bought a copy of the book and shat copiously all over it, you would be much kinder to the source material, lads.

Can't say I've read the source material, but I shall heed your warning based on your graphic description

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

It's the situation where I'm hoping that it's going to be good, but I just can't see how it could be. Smith plays the same person in all of his films. Himself.

He's cast because he's a big name. That's it. I can't even work out how they got from the intelligent, solitary character of Robert Neville...to Will Smith.

Excuse my bile spewing.