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What's all this then that's been on the news? A new way to breed pigs so that they glow in the dark!!! How very helpful to human science, NOT!!! All I can say (at this moment) is that the research funding for this project was well spent, keep taking my taxes, it's nice to know its not being squandered on silly things like cures, reducing suffering or even worse, still in my pocket!!!
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
Moi? Would I?
Swish. Pig hunting, at night. Luminescent bacon. Oh, that'll be great! Bacon sarnies in the dark. Pork chops that double as nightlights. Sausages you can take caving and use not only as food, but as glow sticks.
This maybe the greatest step mankind has ever taken.
AMANDA: "Oh Charles, make love to me you mad fool."
CHARLES: "Of course my love, I have waited for years for this."
AMANDA: "Oh Charles."
CHARLES: "Oh Amanda."
AMANDA: "Charles?"
CHARLES: "Yes dear?"
AMANDA; "It's a bit dark in here."
CHARLES: "It is dear, I'll just pull the sheet off the pig."
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
AMANDA: "But darling, I don't have a sheet over me."
CHARLES: "Hush dear, just eat the truffles."
Trust me, I'm a doctor.