Ode to a fairy
I know some think its funny
With a tree stuck up my arse
But I keep my dignity
My style, me grace, my class
Cos ive got a little secret
I love the job I do
The reason I keep smiling
I’ll gladly share with you
If I get the top branch right
Just nestling ‘tween each thigh
Well, Christmas may be coming
But oh GOD! YESSSSSS! So am I!
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
LOL good one Ivory, and surprisingly smutty coming from you!
Merry Xmas to all the mad folk who choose to have anything to do with TLO
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." - George S. Patton
Deary me, and from a lady too
Happy Christmas you rabble!
Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?
Good one Ivory
Merry christmas!
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too shocking for me to understand it - Merry Christmas all.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
smutty? me? never
as for "lady" ...i never claimed that!
hope you lot had a good christmas, and heres to a very MERRY new year x
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
You dirty girl! Merry Christmas and a happy newyear!
Greetings from Olav (Staff at StrategyCore.co.uk)
dont pretend you dntlike it! lol well the new year has started and its back to work soon (unfortunatly) hope everyones had a good break x
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
I'm a pervert, so of course I liked it . And I've started doing schoolwork again, so if it helps you're not the only one suffering . How was newyears eve?
Greetings from Olav (Staff at StrategyCore.co.uk)
new years was the BEST EVER! spent it with my bestest friend, definatly better than the screaming nieces and nephews! lol
how abtou other peopels new years then?
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Same as every year for me. Can't remember - lost loads of cash - found the knees out of my jeans in the morning - ill for a week. As of yet I seem to have got away with insulting everyone and soiling my underwear, apart from that same as usual.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Best New Year's I've had in ages. Stayed in with some good friends, and did nothing but drink high quality alcohol, eat good food, watch fine films and talk massive amounts of shit. Even managed to fit in some gaming and music around the edges.
Bit sad really, went out to pub, stupid here offered to drive!!! How daft is that? Drank ginger beer until it gave me stomach cramps, had a celebratory champagne at 12, looked a the others in the pub (50/50 mix - the couples who weren't talking BEFORE he got shit faced and the the Shit faced who couldn't talk). Probably not drinking wasn't such a bad idea (No I don't mean that - Honest!!)
"To play it safe is not to play at all."
cant be doign with new years in pubs personally- kissing loads of mingers you dont know from adam just cos youve had a few and its new years??? madness!
nearest and deasrest for me im afraid
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars