Pete: I imagine the end of the movie will involve carpet-bombing large and random areas and prove me right

Now I might not be all a knowin' about these things but to me fallin' carpets aint gonna do a lot of damage, what he needs is a two feet mortar. Ahh harr.

FullAuto: I had a girl piss in front of me once. In a sort of showing-off way She was really odd.

Now there be a proper lady, an what be 'er address?

Thunderin' crab sticks! That's a sorry tale shipmate, y' should berth with me and we'll drop the canvas and fill 'em with trade wind and afore you know it we'll .............

Me leg fell off.

What mean ye, "always talk like a pirate" Oy arm a pirate, and Im a thinkin' we should all join a cuttin' out party and board Nicole Kidman an' sail her into the south sea's and on to Port Royal. Who's with me men?

It be a fish youre a wantin'

I've a gone for ye first un, it's more like a ships biscuit!

Ha harr, that's wot I likes, piracy!