I quite like Daddies, but can no longer find it.

Branston have introduced a new contender, which I have yet to try.

The lack of brown sauce is the drum roll of doom before the fanfare of Armageddon, I'm telling you.

I despise brown sauce. I would rather eat a McDonald's Unidentifiable-Animal-Parts Burger than eat brown sauce

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

You should be put on some sort of government list, and your address made known to the general public.

You think that's bad? Just don't get me started on cheese, pizzas or potatoes >_<

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

They're all better with brown sauce!

God, am I so vain!? *falls to knees and beats the earth*

Good god Pete, what do you eat?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Perhaps he's one of those fakir blokes who can live off a glass of water and pralines, or whatever that lifeforce stuff is.

There is actually a large list of things I do eat, but it's more fun listing what I don't.

I don't like beer either. Depending on which beer it is, I'd rather eat one of my own shoes (with or without brown sauce - it doesn't really matter).

I have been known to just eat half of a red onion for no aparent reason though. Whilst I love onions, I wouldn't recommend doing this as red onions have a bit of a kick, plus you end up sweating like smelly onions later on.

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

That happens with curry, too. You sweat it out later. This is probably the most accountable factor in my girlfriend turnover rate.

"Pardon the smell dear, that's just the vindaloo leaking out through every pore in my body"

Nice

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

Perhaps I should pat myself dry with a naan bread?

"Fancy a midnight snack, dear?"

Mmmm, now that explains a great deal. I'm partial to onions, and radishes, and mustard.


Always struggled when it came to women.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Was it the fact that you were wielding an onion in the one hand and a radish in the other, both covered in mustard with strange gleam in your eye?

Aren't the Asgard supposedly technologically superior?

I thought women loved kinky vegetable play?

All strapping the radish down and whipping it...

Damn! Where d'you get that photo?

Trust me, I'm a doctor.