"The rules are, there are no rules."

Now I know this sounds terribly edgy but no-one has ever actually thought this through, have they?

"Right, I'm off home."

"No race to the death?"

"Nah, don't fancy it. And what with there being no rules..."

"......."

"That's right isn't it? There's no rules?"

"Er, yes. Yes of course. That's fine."

"Okay then."

"It's just, we sort of arranged all this. You know? And if you just go home it will be something of an anticlimax. Lot of people will be disappointed."

"Well, you did say there are no rules. Perhaps you should think it over a little more carefully next time. Goodbye."