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FullAuto | August 25, 2007 at 09:06 AM
I quite like Daddies, but can no longer find it.
Branston have introduced a new contender, which I have yet to try.
The lack of brown sauce is the drum roll of doom before the fanfare of Armageddon, I'm telling you.
Pete | August 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM
I despise brown sauce. I would rather eat a McDonald's Unidentifiable-Animal-Parts Burger than eat brown sauce
FullAuto | August 25, 2007 at 02:15 PM
You should be put on some sort of government list, and your address made known to the general public.
Pete | August 25, 2007 at 02:27 PM
You think that's bad? Just don't get me started on cheese, pizzas or potatoes >_<
FullAuto | August 25, 2007 at 02:33 PM
They're all better with brown sauce!
God, am I so vain!? *falls to knees and beats the earth*
Good god Pete, what do you eat?
FullAuto | August 26, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Perhaps he's one of those fakir blokes who can live off a glass of water and pralines, or whatever that lifeforce stuff is.
Pete | August 26, 2007 at 03:00 PM
There is actually a large list of things I do eat, but it's more fun listing what I don't.
I don't like beer either. Depending on which beer it is, I'd rather eat one of my own shoes (with or without brown sauce - it doesn't really matter).
I have been known to just eat half of a red onion for no aparent reason though. Whilst I love onions, I wouldn't recommend doing this as red onions have a bit of a kick, plus you end up sweating like smelly onions later on.
FullAuto | August 26, 2007 at 03:07 PM
That happens with curry, too. You sweat it out later. This is probably the most accountable factor in my girlfriend turnover rate.
Pete | August 26, 2007 at 04:54 PM
"Pardon the smell dear, that's just the vindaloo leaking out through every pore in my body"
Nice
FullAuto | August 26, 2007 at 05:02 PM
Perhaps I should pat myself dry with a naan bread?
"Fancy a midnight snack, dear?"
Mmmm, now that explains a great deal. I'm partial to onions, and radishes, and mustard.
Always struggled when it came to women.
Pete | August 27, 2007 at 08:12 PM
Was it the fact that you were wielding an onion in the one hand and a radish in the other, both covered in mustard with strange gleam in your eye?
FullAuto | August 28, 2007 at 07:24 AM
I thought women loved kinky vegetable play?
All strapping the radish down and whipping it...
Damn! Where d'you get that photo?
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