Take a classic British horror film.
Remake it, and have Nicholas Cage play the lead, a police officer sent to investigate the disappearance of a young girl on an island full of pagans.
Add one ghost.
Instead of the main character being a virgin like in the original (because its the 21st century, you see, and there are no virgins any more) make the character allergicto bees.
Add some killer bees.
Change the main bad guy into a girl (to which Christopher Lee, who played the main bad guy in the original, said "What do I think of it being played by a woman, when it was played by a man in 1972, as part of a Scottish pagan community, and now it's played by a woman with the same name? What do I think of it? Nothing. There's nothing to say."
An endorsement if I ever heard one.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345