http://www.realultimatepower.net

Everyone needs to see this. Just in case they are in need of some power. And black pyjamas.

Genius - I never knew ninjas were so cool.

I don't get it. The site looks as if it was put together by someone who thinks that the way ninjas are portrayed in Hollywood is accurate.

I don't think much of their warrior code either - Bushido is even more hypocritical and self-serving than Chivalry, a pretty impressive acheivement when you think about the atrocities medieval crusaders (in Spain and Eastern Europe, as well as the Middle East) committed in the name of a religion that was supposed to be about peaceful coexistance and turning the other cheek.

Ninjas don't adhere to Bushido. That's the Samurai.

B-but they're cool! Don't take that image away form me

The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

Yes. Yes, they are.