Derek Smart's successor to Battlecruiser 3000, a game famed far and wide for being a buggy piece of garbage in its first rushed release, doesn't actually crash. That's really the only good point, as Skonar had the misfortune of finding out.
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My god those screens are shockingly awful and haunting. This game comes across like a child thats been abused into a stack of neurosis' by a psychotic parent.
Mr Smart hasn't a baldy lets face it. Theres a reason he's never had a commercial success and is talked of in hushed derogatory tones across the web.
I actually need to update the article, since what's up is a draft, though I'm still a little shaky on wether or not I've got access to do so.
Derek Smart's an amazing guy, though. From the stories of him attacking coca-cola vending machines onwards. I think my favourite 'Smart' stories come from his own mouth - try and track down and read some of his rants on various topics. The man is a nutter!